Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:
- A compliment
- A story
- Why you follow me
- If you met me what would you do
- A cute message
- One thing you want to tell me
- One thing you want to know about me
(Source: askboxmemes, via afrosandprose)
Mall jobs are only appealing to me when my child support is slow. Or when I’m doing nothing on a weekend. Then I come to my senses.
I’m not made for customer service. I come off as rude, cold and I have bitchface naturally. And this is all before an encounter with an unpleasant customer.
I knew from a very young age I did not want kids.
I remember playing with my dolls and my mom asked what my baby’s name was and I’d yell “this is NOT my baby! IM BABYSITTING!!!”
(Source: positivevibesandgoodbud, via hoelita)
Bargain shopping is my life’s passion. It’s my calling.
I don’t know how some of y’all deal with that machismo bullshit in your partners. Bless you all. You’re better than me.
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98 year old dobri dobrev, a man who lost his hearing in the second world war, walks 10 kilometers from his village in his homemade clothes and leather shoes to the city of sofia, where he spends the day begging for money.
though a well recognized fixture around several of the city’s chruches, known for his prostrations of thanks to all donors, it was only recently discovered that he has donated every penny he has collected — over 40,000 euros — towards the restoration of decaying bulgarian monasteries and churches and the utility bills of orphanages, living entirely off his monthly state pension of 80 euros and the kindness of others.
and now i’m crying.
(via twerkjabi)
when followers of yours have a really shitty following
and whenever they reblog you there’s always a bunch of ignorant reblogs after
they really need to get on that unfollow me button
My name is Junie B. Jones. The B stands for Beatrice. Except I don’t like Beatrice. I just like B and that’s all.
(Source: nicki-andretti, via twerkjabi)
someone asked me the other day why I was still a virgin
and I told them if a boy can’t make me come with their tongue then there is no reason for their dick to come near me
(Source: afirahs, via howtobeterrell)
“where are you going to college”
“what do you want to go to college for”
“have you decided what you want to do with the rest of your life based on 12 years of studying material that has little real world practical applicability”
(Source: averysaturnchristmas, via sevenselves)
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