form of birth control: living vicariously through my best friend’s sex life
If you try to alter your parents’ (or any older relatives’) diet prepare yourself for a temper tantrum
I want to be manhandled by Dwayne The Rock Johnson
What I miss most about taking public transit daily is that you fall in love at least once a week. You catch someone eye, someone catches yours or on the days you’re especially lucky you both can’t stop staring at one another.
And when you both notice you’re noticing each other then you play the “who’s more chicken” game. Sadly most times it’s a draw.